saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters

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Time passes by so quickly when you don’t know anything about Political Theory and you have to write a 5 page paper about it due in 7 hours.

imperialbedrooms:

There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.

This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

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Title: Drunk In Love (The Weeknd Cover) Artist: Beyoncé 3,315 plays

sasha-y:

holy

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whereisben:

ladymei:

LOL vietnam eats dinners as breakfast. 

LOL VIETNAM

YOU GO VIETNAM

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

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jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

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didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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